What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

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They put up a sign reading

No go.

Thumbs down again.

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Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

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No, not a chance

So they tried

Still no good

Do you think that the Democratic Party of the USA is not fighting back against Trump? And if so, why do you think so?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Aut perferendis voluptatibus eum sapiente officiis est explicabo itaque.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

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Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What does K mean in Vietnamese?