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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:47

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
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They put up a sign reading
No go.
Thumbs down again.
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Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
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No, not a chance
So they tried
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Aut perferendis voluptatibus eum sapiente officiis est explicabo itaque.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
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Minds and Behinds
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Loons and Moons
What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts